Vice President Dick Cheney: I am the most powerful
vice president in the history of the US! I rock! I can get away with anything! I rock so hard.
Karl Rove: Hmmm, you never shot anyone. Aaron Burr
shot Alexander Hamilton while he was VP and got away with it.
Vice President Dick Cheney: Aaron Burr? Bastard! Hmm.
I bet I could shoot someone and get away with it.
Karl Rove: No way, dude. You would get caught.
Vice President Dick Cheney: Wanna bet? I am the all
powerful Dick. I can shoot anyone I please.
Karl Rove: I am not going to bet you. You probably
will shoot a secret service guy in the foot.
Vice President Dick Cheney: No, I swear! I’ll shoot
someone for real! And not a security guy. A normal guy.
Karl Rove: I don’t know. Make it an old guy.
And you have to shoot him in the face! No bullet proof vest or
Vice President Dick Cheney: You’re on! Shall we make it our normal bet?
Karl Rove: $1 Dollar. It’s a bet.
I am not saying this is exactly what happened, but I think we all know it might be true. Article: Dick Cheney shoots old man in the face. Says, “I thought he was a bird”.