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Come from?

This is the third diaper I changed in 90 minutes. Matthew is a poop machine tonight.

Daddy: Matthew, where did all this poop come from?
Matt: Come from?
Daddy: Yes, where did it come from?
Matt: Come from?
Daddy: Yes, where did it come from?
Matt: Come from?
Daddy: Yes, where did it come from?
Matt: Come from?
Daddy: Ugh, what are you? a parrot?
Matt: Yah! Rabbit!

Later, I am getting him undressed. He is sticking his feet in the air waiting for me to get his socks off.
“Fock off! Fock off! Fock off!”

Nice.

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