God Damn It

Katie was asking me for a cute story about Ethan for his preschool. I dug this one up from a car drive a few years ago.

Glen: God Damn it!
Ethan: What did you say, daddy?!
Glen: Darn it, darn it! I said Darn it!
Ethan: Is God Damn it Allowed? Is God Damn It allowed?
Glen: No, it is not allowed.
Ethan: Did you say, God Damn it, daddy?
Glen: I did, but it was an accident. Im sorry, Its not allowed. I wont say it again.
Ethan: Is God Damn It allowed?
Glen: No, its not allowed. Im sorry.
Ethan: You said, God Damn It daddy.
Glen: I know, I wont say it again, Im sorry. I promise I wont say it again.
Ethan: Can Mommy say God Damn It?
Glen: No, mommy wont say it either.
Ethan: Can I say God Damn It?
Glen: No, you cant say it either.
Ethan: And Jared has no teeth?
Glen: Umm. Thats right, Jared has no teeth.
Ethan: Ok daddy.

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