A wise man once told me, “You know the rule of IF? If Grandma had a dick, she’d be Grandpa.” Wisdom is where you find it.
I was just thinking, If I had a dollar for every time:
– I crushed a cheerio under my foot on the carpet..
– I heard “Daddy” more than 4 times repetitively..
– I said, “Cut it out!”..
– a hair fell out of my head..
..I’d be a millionaire.
But that is the rule of If.