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If If If

Posted: March 26, 2005
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Author: Glen Lipka
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Filed under: Uncategorized
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A wise man once told me, “You know the rule of IF? If Grandma had a dick, she’d be Grandpa.” Wisdom is where you find it.

I was just thinking, If I had a dollar for every time:

- I crushed a cheerio under my foot on the carpet..
- I heard “Daddy” more than 4 times repetitively..
- I said, “Cut it out!”..
- a hair fell out of my head..

..I’d be a millionaire.
But that is the rule of If.