J-E-T-S

The Jets won in a roller coaster game! Woo hoo! One step closer to the superbowl! You know…I think I predicted a superbowl win this year. As a matter of fact, I predicted it on September 10, 2004, at 2:08pm. Two days before the season started. God told me so. Right after he told me he was backing Bush for president. At the time, I didn’t believe him, but you can’t argue with results.

A more important issue. If Indianapolis beats Denver tomorrow, that means that the Jets will play in Pittsburgh DURING DANNY’S WEDDING! This can not be. It must not be. Is this God playing more jokes? “HA HA, The Jets will win, but you will not be able to see it!” Wait a minute!! He did the exact same thing to Moses because of what he did at the waters of strife! ARRRGHHHH. It is all coming together now.

Woah. Click that link to the waters of strife. What kind if insane crap is that? He spoke angrily to the rock? What does that mean? Tell me you can read that without saying, “What the?!”.

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