Opposite Day

By | April 17, 2008

Matthew asks, “Is today opposite day?”

I answered, “If it was opposite day, I would have to answer NO, which is the opposite of the truth.  If it was not opposite day, I would just say the truth and answer NO.  So my answer to you is, No, it is not opposite day.”

He blinks his eyes twice and walks away.  Oh well.

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