My rotten children have given me pink eye. What a pain in the ass. I am going to the doctor today. I just hope that I have not infected anyone.
This morning, I was getting Matt dressed. Here is the dialogue.
Daddy: Come on, let's get your socks on.
Matt: No, I caaaannnn't.
Daddy; Yes, you can. You are a big boy.
Matt: No, I'm a baby! I'm a baby right now!
Daddy: No, you are a big boy.
Matt: Not Noooooo! Not noooooooo! (He has been saying this in a sing-songy way. Like it's one word in a rap song. notNO-Oh. Hard to describe, but pretty amusing.