When I’m down or frustrated…
When things aren’t going my way…
When I just want to give up…
A good joke makes it all better. Here are a quick set of 10 good ones:
- (My Favorite of the day) What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
- (2nd favorite) Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
- It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
- I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
- A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
- So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
- Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
- Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.
- What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
- How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Enjoy your day. Did any make you laugh? Add some more to the comments.