A few good puns will brighten anyone’s day. Give it a try:
The hand surgeon went to the ophthalmologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.
Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.
I told my friend about the creative writing class I took, and she said that she had a simile experience.
Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder.
Feel happier? I certainly do.