From Shaun Kester A SQL Statement walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, “Mind if I join you?” Thanks Shaun!
A fish is swimming really fast and whacks right into a concrete wall! Dam. Note: All puns found using the Google.
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Note: All puns found through the Google.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Sorry, no time for more.