Tag Archives: Pun

Pun: SQL Statement

From Shaun Kester A SQL Statement walks into a bar.  He approaches two tables and says, “Mind if I join you?” Thanks Shaun!

Pun: Damn Fish

A fish is swimming really fast and whacks right into a concrete wall! Dam. Note:  All puns found using the Google.

Pun: A Vulture

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Note: All puns found through the Google.

Quickie

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Sorry, no time for more.