Ethan had left his Bicycle overnight at his school. We went to go pick it up and it was gone. This is really bad. That bike was perfect. It was light, 6 gears, 20″ wheels with room to grow and most importantly, it was free. Ethan loved that bike. Now we need to get him a new one. We were already planning on getting Jared one for the holidays. Maaaaaaaannnn.

Maybe some puns will help?

I just saw a movie about some guy who had amazing revelations while eating his cereal. It was called Breakfast Epiphanies.


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Which is better?

Whatya think?