If If If

A wise man once told me, “You know the rule of IF? If Grandma had a dick, she’d be Grandpa.” Wisdom is where you find it.

I was just thinking, If I had a dollar for every time:

– I crushed a cheerio under my foot on the carpet..
– I heard “Daddy” more than 4 times repetitively..
– I said, “Cut it out!”..
– a hair fell out of my head..

..I’d be a millionaire.
But that is the rule of If.

Whatya think?