I shouldn’t post this, but I can’t help myself. It’s an email thread from my son.

I’m not feeling well. Could you help me with it? I feel like my brother is constantly yelling at me angrily, and I’m having a miserable time at soccer but mom won’t let me quit. You are great at helping me sort out my problems and i would like it if you could help me out soon.

Of course, absolutely.  You are such a good boy.  Let’s talk tonight.
Dad

Thank you daddy 

This was me after receiving the last email.