Some Jokes: 2014

When I’m down or frustrated…
When things aren’t going my way…
When I just want to give up…

A good joke makes it all better.  Here are a quick set of 10 good ones:

  1. (My Favorite of the day)  What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
  2. (2nd favorite) Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
  3. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
  4. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
  5. A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
  6. So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
  7.  Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
  8. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.
  9. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
  10. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Enjoy your day.  Did any make you laugh? Add some more to the comments.

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