Summer Puns, 2011

A few good puns will brighten anyone’s day.  Give it a try:

The hand surgeon went to the ophthalmologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.

Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.

I told my friend about the creative writing class I took, and she said that she had a simile experience.

Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder.

Feel happier?  I certainly do.

Whatya think?