Don’t the Kerry people watch West Wing? In the debate negotiation episode, Rob Lowe suggested that they give up “multiple debates” in exchange for having a debate that allows for ACTUAL DEBATING. This thing tommorrow night is silly. You can’t ask the other guy a question? What kind of debate is that? And the TV…
Michael Beckner sent this image to someone else. But I know him, so I am stealing it for entertainment purposes. Look at it. It is NOT moving. Try holding your breath and see if it stops. How do people figure out how to do this?
Of course the Jets are going to go 16-0 this season on the way to the Superbowl, BUT the question is who will they beat in the superbowl. Here is the answer: The Dallas Cowboys. Vinny Testaverde and the Tuna (Bill Parcells) will lead the Cowboys to the Superbowl and LOSE to the Jets. Vinny…
The presidential debates are this week. I’d love to be there to watch the practicing. I wish we had the Real World “Presidential Edition”. Meanwhile the campaigns try to low-ball expectations. Here is a quote from the Bush camp: “Senator Kerry has been preparing his whole life for this moment,” Bartlett said. “He was an…
This morning Jared said, “George Bush is President. George Bush is bad. George Bush needs Time-out!” After staring at him for a second, the only thing I could say was, “Yes Jared. He is. And he does. Good boy.”
I think choices can be looked at in two ways. The first is: You make a choice, it is either right or wrong. Wrong = Bad and Upset. Right = Good and Content. The second is: You make a choice. It doesn’t matter if it’s right or wrong. The exciting thing is the opportunity to…
Yesterday, Jared was on the potty. Katie was helping him learn to use the toilet. The problem was, things were a little too HARD for him. It was one of those movements that hurt. So, of course, he started to cry. He asked for a diaper back on and then asked if he could lie…
This morning Jared and Ethan are playing. Ethan pretends to hit Jared. Jared Screams and comes running (crying) to me. “Daddy, Eeeftan hit me. I say Peas Top! You spank his bottom!” He then turns to Ethan and yells, “You in time out!” I said, “Ethan did you hit him?” Ethan says, “No, I just…
Look at this. A woman who has lost her son protested a speech by Laura Bush. Her shirt said, ‘President Bush You Killed My Son’. She was arrested for defiant trespass, put in handcuffs and taken away. What kind of world is this? This is just pitful.
Check out this NY Times Article. Now look what I said 48 hours ago. The NY Times is reading my blog! Or maybe not.
This article goes into detail about each State’s current policy in national elections regarding “winner takes all”. In short, if you win Florida by 1 vote, you win ALL 25 electoral votes, not 13. Wouldn’t it be great if we just had the popular vote elect the president? That would mean that a dozen hicks…
I’ve been harassing my brother all summer telling him that Kerry will finish strong and not make mistakes. Well, he has made mistakes, and he is waiting an awfully long time to get into the game. What the heck is he doing? Today he called Imus and told him: “President Bush’s desk isn’t where the…
Now, I hate Bush as much as the next normal person, but these documents are obvious forgeries. The question is WHO forged them. My theory is that Karl Rove forged them as a red herring. In other words, he put out the forgeries, INTENDING them to be discovered and throw smoke over the entire Bush…
NY Jets started their season off with a solid win. I think they are going to go 16-0 this season and win the superbowl. 97.2% sure. Speaking of which. I think I may have to forego the NFL Sunday ticket from DirecTV in the new house. Unfortunately, Its $220 and with buying the new house,…