35 and Still Alive

The kids sang to me this morning:

Happy Birthday to you.
You live in a zoo.

You smell like a monkey,
and you look like one too.

Good boys. Today is a beautiful day.

Predictions for Glen’s 35th year:

  1. Blake wins American Idol.
  2. Jets win Superbowl
  3. Glen wins Pulitzer for best non-fiction book.

Whatya think?