I would like to design a watch. It has the words The Time imprinted on the front. No hands, no other markings at all. When you push down on the face, it speaks the time in a female english cockney accent. Fahw Twainty Aight PM.

This is the perfect watch for blind people and children who can’t tell time. It’s classic. It’s a conversation piece. It’s not expensive. There are no moving parts. I think it would sell. If you want me to build this watch, please put some money in the tip jar on the right. When I have enough to build the watch, I will make it happen.
I suppose it’s not very good for deaf people, but you can’t please everyone.
Whatya think?