Design for a Watch

I would like to design a watch.  It has the words The Time imprinted on the front.  No hands, no other markings at all.  When you push down on the face, it speaks the time in a female english cockney accent.  Fahw Twainty Aight PM.


This is the perfect watch for blind people and children who can’t tell time.  It’s classic.  It’s a conversation piece.  It’s not expensive.  There are no moving parts.  I think it would sell.  If you want me to build this watch, please put some money in the tip jar on the right.  When I have enough to build the watch, I will make it happen.

I suppose it’s not very good for deaf people, but you can’t please everyone.

Whatya think?