Pink Eye

My rotten children have given me pink eye.  What a pain in the ass.  I am going to the doctor today.  I just hope that I have not infected anyone.

This morning, I was getting Matt dressed.  Here is the dialogue.

Daddy: Come on, let's get your socks on.
Matt: No, I caaaannnn't.
Daddy; Yes, you can.  You are a big boy.
Matt:  No, I'm a baby!  I'm a baby right now!
Daddy: No, you are a big boy.
Matt: Not Noooooo!   Not noooooooo!  (He has been saying this in a sing-songy way.  Like it's one word in a rap song.  notNO-Oh.  Hard to describe, but pretty amusing.


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