Katie was asking me for a cute story about Ethan for his preschool. I dug this one up from a car drive a few years ago. Glen: God Damn it! Ethan: What did you say, daddy?! Glen: Darn it, darn it! I said Darn it! Ethan: Is God Damn it Allowed? Is God Damn It…
I had this idea for a cool t-shirt for Kerry supporters. I need to get a photo of George W. Bush naked and then superimpose a shaved vagina on his private areas. The slogan would read: Read My Lips, No More Bush! I hope this doesn’t get me into trouble with “the man“. By the…
So I was looking at the computer screen, minding my own business and playing with a very small rubberband next to my mouth. Suddenly, HICK! I hiccuped and sucked the rubberband into the back of my throat. I don’t want to panic. My co-workers will think I am truly a moron. So I cough once,…
Went swimming with Ethan yesterday. He is learning to tread water and hold his breath under water. He is so excited to be swimming. I keep telling him to stop smiling so he can hold the water out of his mouth. It’s hard for him though. He is just too happy. Its funny how he…
I remeber when I was driving to go on vacation. I am in the A-Team van, but it talks to me like Kitt. Sometimes we are chased by Roscoe P. Coltrane and have to jump the van over a lake. Cooter always fixes her up though. When we get to the dock, we board the…
Charlie Wilson’s War is a great book. Very well written. I also think it sheds significant light on the U.S. Foreign Policy in Afghanistan, but mostly its just a great story! On another topic: I think that every 30 years, humans are required to redefine their view of their own aspirations. I grew up thinking…
I love this quote from Bush, “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we,” Bush said. “They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” Gotta love him. source: MSNBC
STANDARD RESPONSE: “Is this crazy land?” Gay Marriage. Some people want a constitutional amendment defining marriage as between one man and one women. I heard a woman on the radio saying, “They can have another word, this word is ours!” (standard response) War on Terror. Do you remember previous wars? The War on Crime, The…
iTunes uses 18 megs of memory to run. Winamp uses 7 megs. iTunes doesn’t have the features either. Windows Media Player uses about 7 as well. I do not love the way Windows Media Player works and I definitely do not like iTunes. Ill give Winamp a fresh look.
Just finished watching Rebel without a Cause from Netflix. This movie was terrible. I thought this was a classic? Wha happened?
When you are at work, do you go to the bathroom and use the exact same stall every time? Do you get annoyed if someone is in YOUR stall? What made you choose that particular stall? On another note: President Bush said that Kerry would erase gains made in the past four years in the…
I am reading this. Here is a thought. You are a Cyborg. We all are. What is a Cyborg? It is something which is part human and part machine. I’m not talking about people with jarvik hearts. I’m talking about you. I wake up in the morning on my bed made out of machines and…
Google does not have a great business plan. Just because they are popular doesn’t make them a 30 Billion dollar company. I’m not buying. This doesn’t mean that their stock price will go up. It just means, I don’t believe in their business. But then again, I have no experience in financial matters, so what…
I’ve been looking for a book and can not seem to find it, so I think I’m going to write it instead. Here is the general idea: Building a Business Web Application User Interface for Internet Explorer using CSS and DHTML. How to design and build an intuitive, scalable and flexible business app. This will…